Weeds on Showtime dialog:
SCENE: nancy is making some sort of weed laced dessert in her kitchen and begins to grease a 9×13 pan with butter. Lupita the maid walks in to observe.
lupita: your butter donn look right
nancy: it’s sage
lupita: *sniff* donn smell like sage
nancy: obviously menopause has affected your sense of smell
lupita: I don’t esmell gwith my coochie
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Weeds is BRILLIANT people. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Rent the DVD’s the moment they arrive.