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lunch with a star, a unicorn, and a vending machine

I had lunch today with Trista Smith, one of the funniest gals I know. Funny LOOKIN’ Wah-wah! j/k lol. She’s hyper talented and when I grow up, I wanna be her. Without the boobage however. I can’t imagine being a gay man with breafeses. But there you go.

ANYway, she’s the bees knees and we work exactly one whole block from each other. So we did some salads at Macy’s and I photographed her with a unicorn. There is an immense menagerie in the Toy department that is, in two words, outta control. double-u, tee, eff.

Trista and Unicorn

In addition to the madness of the animal kingdom, we spied a vending machine THAT VENDS iPODS. Srysly. How very.

Vending Machine iPods?

One Response to “lunch with a star, a unicorn, and a vending machine”

  1. Trista Smith Says:

    Lunch was DIVINE, my dear. So was the marsupial salad. You’re the best!

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