humorous sphynx names

Meo Lolspeak

So many Sphynx owners enjoy giving their kitties humorous names. My boys are named Meo o Chuoung (which translates to naked cat in Vietnamese) and Oberon (king of the faeries, apropos no?). But I didn’t go the route some owners do.

Here, for your reading pleasure, is a list of names I’ve compiled over a long time, some are my own invention, some are the names of actual cats I’ve seen on the internets.

Yes, occasionally I have too much time on my hands.

Nicole Nakidman
Oprah Skinfrey
G Ivana Mink
Emmy Lou Hairless
Ted Nudegent
Mel Gibskin
Paul Nudeman
Skindiana Jones
Obi Wan Skinobi
Ichabald Crane
Alec Baldone
Fox Mulbare
Ivana B Naked
Johnny Carskin
Baree Lee Lewis
Scarlett Nohara
Colm Wilkinskin
Steveskin Colbare
Shorn Penn
Nude Gingrich
Jackie Gleaskin
Barebara Streiskin
Michael Jackskin
Janet Jackskin
Harlisson Ford
Shorn Connery
Dylan McDermis
Debbie Gibskin
Gloria Vanderbald
Anderskin Cooper
Karl Lagerfelted
Isaac Newskin
Conan O’Brieskin
Abraham Linkskin

2 Responses to “humorous sphynx names”

  1. Andy Melton Says:

    “Oprah Skinfrey” really made me giggle.

  2. laura Says:

    i always liked walter cronkat (nothing to do with baldies, but cute).

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