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making pretty

Friday, September 19th, 2008

These are some of my favorite pictures from my sisters wedding, shot by the fabulous Olivia Leigh. I was very fortunate that she trusted me to do her makeup for the wedding.

Before we arrived in the church, I don’t think I’d ever been more nervous about doing makeup. I know I’m good, but for weeks I’d been planning out her face. Weddings are a one-chance kinda deal. You have to get it right or else.

And then I discovered the dressing room was GREEN and lit with only FLUORESCENT lights during the rehearsal. Green walls and fluorescent lighting aren’t the best lights to paint in, but I made it through.

The goal was to take her outside of her normal makeup style, keep it clean and pretty, and create something that would last 10+ hours. We had a long day ahead of us and I didn’t want to have to worry about fussing with her face. All too often I see heavily creased eyes, thickly blushed cheeks, very red lips, and white-white eyelids that make most brides look too painted. Plus, too much paint requires frequent retouching.

The results were beautiful. One of the best jobs I’ve ever done.


makeup

eyes

makeup

the powder and paint

makeup

“make a fish face!”

makeup

eyebrows are mandatory

makeup

contouring

makeup

the finished product

makeup
whoops, the girls need some attention

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bike ridin’ with Ed & my GPS

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Bike Path w/ Ed

This is the ride I took with my friend Ed last night. Want to learn more about how I did this? Check out the post on my flying blog, flying in Chicago

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LaBelle made me wet my pants

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

LaBelle
Sarah Dash, Nona Hendryx, and Patti LaBelle

From time to time a song will strike a chord (pun intended) in my music-geek lower-brain and I obsessively need to hunt down every ounce of information possible about the track. It’s sort of this primal thing in my mind, usually triggered by a chorus of soulful hollerin’ women and lyrics that actually mean something.

Recently that song was Labelle’s cover of Cat Stevens’ Moon Shadow.

See? Hollerin’ women and lyrics that mean something…

I’d purchased a 4-CD compilation called What It Is! Funky Soul And Rare Grooves (1967-1977) and was listening to the entire playlist, casually doing chores around the house given the rainy weekend. Perfect music for the kind of perfectly sated mood the rain tends to evoke. You haven’t scrubbed floors until you’ve scrubbed floors with funky bass lines floating in the air.

I didn’t know the compilation, and I love the era and genre, so I bought it looking for new tunes. The iPod suddenly began to play a track I hadn’t heard. I was on my knees winning the battle against a curious collection of kitchen schmutz under my dishwasher. When the hell I last ate elbow macaroni is beyond me.

Starting with a little piano and a breathy “Yeah…”, a soul shaking crescendo of Gospel harmony began to fill the air. Then the bass and the snappy hi-hats kicked in. The singers weren’t just getting louder, their emphatic shouts of joy were increasing in complexity and range. Someone was hovering dangerously close to a high E. There didn’t seem to be an end in sight. It sounded like I was in church.

On my knees, sponge in hand, with the scent of Ultra Dawn Fresh Escapes Green Apple in the air, I knew instantly that I was going to l o v e this song.

Whatever lofty plans for attacking the undercarriage of the oven I thought I had would soon be dismissed in favor of Googling for music history. What WAS this track? Who WAS that singing? They sounded familiar, but let’s face it, most three-part Gospel harmony sounds similar.

if I ever lose my hands
lose my plough, or lose my land
oh, if I ever lose my hands
oh, if… oh, iiif… Oh If OH IF!
I won’t have to work no more
no more! no No NO MORE!

The first verse sold me even more than the dramatic opening. That’s when I realized that one of the singers was Patti Labelle. I heard the curl of the r’s in her voice. Which meant, much to my excitement, that since this was a ‘67 to ‘77 compilation, I had to be listening to the industry changing, Glam-Rock, Disco-Funk, space-age, outrageously flamboyant girl-group named LaBelle.

I nearly wet myself.

Well actually, I did wet myself. Remember how I said I was cleaning? As I was taking a moment to listen, I’d sat back and rested my hands on my thighs. Unconsciously I began to death-grip the sponge, still in my hands, as my mind raced to place the song and pay attention to the lyrics. My brain was too busy to register that I was also soaking my thigh with crud-under-the-dishwasher sponge-juice.

Thus, LaBelle made me wet my pants.

After donning a fresh pair of shorts, I went into my office and settled down to learn more about the song. I brought up the Cat Stevens’ version on YouTube and nearly vomited. Great lyrics, bad arrangement. Further searches on “Moon Shadow” and LaBelle turned up an incredible site called Wilson & Alroy’s Record Reviews. The tech they bring to music writing is exactly the kind of geeky thing I get excited about. Their page on LaBelle says more than I could bring to this post, so I’ll let them say it.

I don’t necessarily agree with their reviews 100% (maybe 80% so far, which impresses me), but I do like their background notes on producers and temporal music history. For the first time, on their site, I’m reading reviews that are fairly unbiased and have an affinity for talent and creativity, regardless of genre. You’ll see, as you sift through their site, that these guys are dedicated to their non-revenue generating website and the information it presents. They are music lovers, and it shows.

LaBelle

I’ll leave you with another snippet of the beautiful lyrics of Cat Stevens’ Moon Shadow, interpreted best in my opinion by the powerhouse known as LaBelle. And here’s a little tidbit… LaBelle are back in the studio with Lenny Kravitz, Wycleff Jean, and a host of other contemporary musical luminaries. They’re saying an album is due out soon and a tour is in the works. You better believe I’m going to be there.

If I ever (No!) lose my eyes (No!)
If my colors (No!) all run dry (Woah!)
If I ever (No!) lose my eyes
Oh, if… oh, iiif… Oh If OH IF!
I won’t have to cry no more!
No more! no No NO MORE!

Oh, I’m being followed by a moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow
Oh leapin’ and a hoppin’ on a, Moon Shadow!
Oh jumpin’ and a bumpin’ on a, Moon Shadow!
Yeah Skippin’! Skippin’ and a dippin’ on a, Moon Shadow!
Mmm, moon shadow!

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twin peaks

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

laura palmer

Maybe I was longing to see the baby-faced Kyle McLachlan of my high school days. Or maybe I just needed some David Lynch back in my life for a spell. I don’t really know, but last night I started in on the Twin Peaks television series.

Not surprisingly, except for the late 80’s clothing and hair, the series stands up to the test of time. Grace Zabriske’s riveting screams of anguish as she learns her daughter is dead shot in closeup. The exotic Joan Chen set against the Great Northern backdrop of a sawmill. Kyle MacLachlan’s black-black slicked back hair. And the sallow blue lips of Sheryl Lee, the dead homecoming queen with a very dark streak in her seemingly squeaky clean life.

I can’t believe how much I remember of this show.

The early 90’s were about two things in my world. Being gay and pop culture. Which is nearly the same thing. I was about to graduate 8th grade at Age 13 when the show began (April 8, 1990) and was looking forward to a summer of carefree relaxation with a little work at the restaurant, enjoying what freedom I had as a youth before the big world of high school life came upon me.

Nothing could have been further from the truth that summer.

David Lynch and Mark Frost, executive producers, forever changed the way I would watch television. They influenced an entire cross-section of my world, friends, co-workers, random strangers I’d meet. You name it, Twin Peaks was on the lips of many people. All I could do was seek out Peak-heads and find a way to talk with them.

The show was a very independent obsession for me at home, outside of my family circle. I can’t remember ever watching an episode with any of my family. That summer, Thursday nights were for Twin Peaks. Except the last episode of the season, which was on a Wednesday. God, I even remember that, mostly because it didn’t even conflict with Star Trek: The Next Generation, which I was also a huge fan of at the time.

Last night I watched the pilot and it wrecked me good and proper for a while. I’d been planning to go out for a drink, but I couldn’t. It brought me right back to my life at that time and reaffirmed for me the sheer genius of the series. Lots of introspection after seeing it.

It also gave me a social setting. When I started school that fall, I immediately began to seek out the Peak Heads. Sure, I had lots of friends who didn’t watch, but those that did, I somehow clicked just a little bit better with. Crazy, but true.

Can’t wait to dig into more episodes and storm down memory lane some more. I bet Bob is still just as scary.

through the darkness of future past
the magician longs to see
one chance out between two worlds
fire walk with me

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10 reasons I won’t ever use genius

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

no genius please

I am usually an Apple fanboy. You know this. But the bloatware that is Genius in iTunes has been permanently disabled from my copy. Here are the top ten reasons I won’t ever use it.

  1. Apple, surely you don’t need to convince me to buy more music from you. How much have I bought already? You know you got me. Or are you scared by how much Amazon music I’m buying?
  2. I’ve been a DJ for more years than the iPod has been around. I know something about building playlists. More than you. I’m THE DJ beyatch. Understand?
  3. I can’t help but smell some serious market data research here. I don’t care if it’s anonymous or not. It will be the Arbitron of the internets. Finally record labels will know how much of their music is in peoples digital libraries. Be afraid, be very afraid.
  4. A machine does not have a taste in music. Just like Netflix. No I don’t want to see what bullcrap you recommend for me. Go to the hell.
  5. KOMM. Keep Outta My Machine. kthxbai.
  6. My id3 tags are mostly customized. Does iTunes know what a white label is? I think not.
  7. Making playlists is my favorite past time. If you are ever lucky enough to hear my bedroom one, your toes will curl before I even touch you.
  8. What a first world problem. “Waaah! I can’t make a playlist on my own of songs that go together. Oh woe is me!”
  9. I know there is a whole lotta strategic positioning there. Totally pay-for-play folks. The recommendation section is probably fueled by label promotions, it’s ridiculous. Do not want.
  10. The Alley McBeal soundtrack to my life is mine. Ain’t no way nobody else is gonna Relight My Fire1 or Touch Me In The Morning2 ’cause I Heard It Thru The Grapevine3 that You’re No Good4.

1 written and performed by Dan Hartman, 1980
2 written by Michael Masser, performed by Diana Ross, 1973
3 written by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong, performed first by Gladys Knight and the Pips in 1967 (who hit with it before that awful Marvin Gaye version which I h a t e)
4 written by Clint Ballard, Jr., but I like the Linda Ronstadt version from 1974

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vote for timmy loop!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Hey folks. My sister on the decks, the guy who made my spinning records a reality, DJ Timmy Loop has created a f i e r c e Mariah Carey remix for I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time. To be perfectly honest, the other remixes featured on the site are CRAP.

So please, do me a favor, and vote for Timmy’s Mix and let’s get him out there for realz. You know I rarely axe you to do anything, but I’d appreciate the vote!

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german vs. korean

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Saturday I headed to Lincoln Square for the German American Fest. It’s an annual pilgrimage for me, but this time around I wasn’t on my bike. My sister and her husband were kind enough to drive, so we headed out for beers ‘n brats.

Luckily a bunch of my friends showed up, including my mentor Todd and his wonderful wife Cynthia, and Ed and Jenna, parents of the fantastic Mia. We all hung out drinking larger than life beers and munching on this or that. I had intentions of getting a brat with kraut and potato salad, but it never seemed to happen. Mostly because I was constantly refilling my insanely huge plastic beer stein.

After the fest, Elaine and John decided they were hungry and I managed to convince them to hit San Soo Gab San, my favorite Korean BBQ joint (and the one I was on Check Please for) for some evening snackin’.

In the battle of Korean vs. German food, I’ll let you guess who won…

bulkogi

panchan

dakkalbi

more panchan

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isis tsunami

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Isis

As much as some of my friends look down upon my habitual need to watch Americas Next Top Model, I can’t help but think this cycle is something different. This cycle has potential to be the cycle to be remembered. This cycle represents, after ten cycles, a new beginning.

This cycle includes a transgendered girl named Isis Tsunami.

The show usually airs on Wednesday, but I was a little too busy to catch the season opener until last night. The two hour journey from 30 girls down to 14 left me breathless and crying. Sure ANTM has had lesbians before. Sure, they’ve had the biggots, the racists, the homophobes, and the spoiled rich kids. But this time it’s different. There is a trans competitor, and she is out of the starting gate with an incredible lead.

Isis was featured in a photo shoot last season and seemed to catch the eye of everyone on the panel. It’s quite understandable too, as Isis is a girl who’s been a part of the ballroom community. And let me tell you, Mr. Jay Alexander, one of the ANTM coaches and judges and walking coach to the world, has a very similar pedigree. Except Jay is Jay and always will be Jay.

The truth is, this is huge.

Having Isis on screen is something even bigger than a trans actress in a movie or film. She’s playing herself. For better or worse, ANTM is a contest about beauty and an industry that tolerates very little outside of a few standardized images. Thus far, Isis firmly fits that mold. And thus far, already the media and internet is a-buzz with interest.

I hope that no matter if Isis wins or loses (secretly I want that bitch at the top!) the world sees the depth of inclusion that’s being demonstrates. Yes, it’s a superficial industry, yes, it’s a beauty and talent show, and yes, it’s about something that isn’t the ideal for most.

However, at the end of the day, the inclusion of Isis in this contest proves that we really can do anything if we put our mind to it, no matter if you are G, L, or T.

Work it girl. Work it for all of us. Prove the haters wrong.

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s p o r e

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

I consider myself to be a light gamer. I have a PS2 which I barely use, a GameCube, and I have a Wii (which runs all my GC games) which I play maybe once a week. I’ve solved The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Metroid Prime 3:Corruption, Super Mario Galaxy, and Cooking Mama: Cook Off..

I love my Wii and the Wii Sports games are still super fun, alone or with a group.

But my PC (or iMac in my case) gaming days pretty much ended with Doom 3. It was breathtakingly evil, had the ability to scare the pants off of me while playing, and gave me that all-out gore-fest I expected from a Doom series game. Once I finished it, I set it at a higher difficulty setting, but it was a done deal. I was over it, despite how gorgeous it looked.

Until I heard about Spore.

I knew Maxis, the creators of the game, from my old i386 gaming days when I lived with my parents. SimCity, SimLife, and above all my favorite, SimAnt were games you had to think about, and I loved them. Raiding the red ants’ colony successfully in SimAnt for the first time was a real thrill. They were also games that were touted as “educational” so I had no problem getting the parents approval to buy them. I bought them (I was working in the restaurant when I was young) with my cash. I just needed approval from Mom & Dad…

The later incarnations of SimCity didn’t do much for me, nor did TheSims, which everyone seemed to rave about, and would become the most popular software game ever. But what TheSims really did for Maxis was stuff their pockets full enough cash to take the time to create what, from the early reviews, the screenshots, and the general geek buzz, seems to be one of the more ambitiously fantastic looking games they’ve created to date. That game, of course, is Spore.

In Spore, you control the entire evolution of a species from a single-celled organism in a veritable primordial soup to it’s ability to explore galaxies and colonize new worlds. Along the way you move through many phases of life, each with it’s own challenges and gameplay based on how you have chosen to shape the evolution.

I’m a software geek and I’ve worked in a software development group for nearly ten years. My mind reels at the technical challenges the Maxis folks faced while creating such a layered game. For that reason alone, outside of the fascinating gameplay aspect, I knew I had to have this game.

I pre-ordered my copy yesterday. Sunday morning I’ll be at the Gamestop at 11am to pick it up. I plan to spend the entire day with the game. And if my eyes don’t dry out from staring at the monitor all day, I’ll be sure to post about it.

You can check out the games’ website for screenshots and more info.

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you should be listening to Madge

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Madge says it best. You know what you need to do in November. Listen to Madge.

Listen to Madge!

You have been warned.

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eclektika

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

eclektika cover

My former barber (former ’cause I’m shaving my own head these days), is a fantastic gal named Sue at Chicago Buzz. She asked me to get her a copy of Shiny Disco Balls the last time I saw her. She knows I used to DJ and would know the exact song she wanted. But I’m not one to just procure ONE track for anyone.

Before I was a club DJ, I used to make compilation CD’s for my friends. They were the mixtape (I didn’t say Muxtape) of the mid-90’s, and I could burn off many copies at once for everyone. Turnin’ Me Upside Down was one of my favorites, and it had a heck of a lot of good tunes of the times. Puff Puff Pass it On Beyatch was another one that I particularly enjoyed, but mostly for the title.

So I set out to produce a selection of songs for Sue from my insanely diverse library that she would like, and that I’d enjoy listening to. There isn’t any particular order to the tracks, but the dance tracks made it to the end of the disc. It is meant to be listened to from start to finish.

Here, for your imagined listening pleasure, is the list of tracks on the latest compilation I’m calling Eclektika

1) Ponta De Lanca Africano (Umbabarauma) - Jorge Ben
2) Boogie - Brand New Heavies
3) Connected - Stereo MCs
4) Since I Left You - The Avalanches
5) Summertime - Sundays
6) Mais Que Nada - Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘66
7) Crash And Burn Girl - Robyn
8) Obsession - Kylie Minogue
9) Let Me Think About It - Ida Core vs. Fedde Le Grand
10) At Night (Mousse T’s Feel Much Better Mix) - Shakedown
11) Shiny Disco Balls - Who da Funk f/Jessica Eve
12) Ping Pong (Original Mix)- Endangered Species *
13) Believe (Ministers Vocal Mix) - Ministers de la Funk f/ Jocelyn Brown
14) See Line Woman (Masters At Work Mix) - Nina Simone **
15) The Pinball Number Count - Kraemer, Bogas, Pointer Sisters ***

* Ping Pong is THEEE shiz-NIT! I still dance every time I hear it. I lose my mind during the last two minutes. The singer scats like a jazz trumpet over layers of her vocal stabs.
** One of MAW’s greatest remixes. Evar.
*** This song used to kill them at the end of the night on the ‘floor. The Wikipedia entry covers the fun history.

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Amy Goodman of Democracy Now arrested

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Amy Goodman of Democracy Now was arrested at the RNC. W T F Rebublicunts?

Direct YouTube Link

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ダークナイト (daa-ku na-i-to)

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

dark knight

Tuesday evening I went to The Terrace at Conrad with my friend Jen for a cocktail, some nibbles, and to relax under the beautiful Chicago skies. We ordered the Kobe sliders and the Middle Eastern Mezzos, a perfectly delicious snack with a glass of wine. Our goal for the evening was to see The Dark Knight at Navy Pier’s IMAX theater.

Run, don’t walk to see the movie in IMAX.

Now, I’ll caution you, I don’t think the movie is great. I would have been disappointed in a regular theater. Aside from the Heath Ledger as a brilliant Joker, the movie, well, sucks. I am a huge fan of the dark Tim Burton-esque view of Gotham and Batman in general, but the Dark Knight is so full of light it looks nothing like the Batman movies I like best.

With that said, in IMAX the scenery is stunning. The six story screen really showcased Chicago (aka Gotham) in so many beautiful ways that I had to pick my jaw up off the floor on more than once. The chase scenes were exceptionally worked into downtown Chicago. Many of the familiar places in the city I know and love were remarkably captured on film. As a guy who loves his city, this movie is a shining example of what creative use of location and art direction can do.

I can sum up the Hollywood-actors in a single onomatopoeic erutication: blech.

Christian Bale (Batman), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Rachel, the love un-interest), sleepy Michael Caine (an Alfred desperately in need of eye drops), and Gary Oldman (as a commissioner Gordon who can’t stick to an accent) were mostly painful to watch. Aaron Eckhart (who I have a huge crush on) made a blah Two-Face, before and after the transformation. Even Eric Roberts as a mob leader (w00t! DILF crush) was watered down. I didn’t believe any of them. Morgan Freeman was just okay, and even Cilian Murphy who played the eerie Scarecrow in the last film was better than the lot, having just moments of screen time. Maybe it’s his blue eyes.

The bad guys were generally excellent. Mobsters, thugs, and masked robbers, were all on point. The opening is well written and funny while exceedingly violent. Hearing an audience laugh when someone gets shot isn’t an easy thing to produce, and my hat is off to the directors and writers for their brilliance.

Topping the list of baddies is Heath Ledger. I don’t think my generation has ever seen a posthumous Oscar given, but we might actually see at least a nomination for Ledger. Physically and vocally he is a rusty-bladed saw that rips through each scene with the precision of a dermatome, I found myself actually bored when he wasn’t on screen. Sure Batmans’ toys were cool. But the prowess of Ledger’s Joker took the character to places even the great Jack Nicholson didn’t go.

Was the $16 I spent on a ticket worth it? You betcha. IMAX is the only way to see this film.

Now excuse me while I go watch one of the Tim Burton Batman movies.

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autodidactism is what I do best

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

See, it’s like this. I dropped out of college. It just wasn’t for me. The time and money I would have spent there wouldn’t have changed who I am or what I’ve become. In fact, I suspect it would have hampered my successes in life.

Mark Twain once said, in one of my favorite quotes:

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

Call me a renaissance man, call me an autodidact, call me he, call me she, call me Regis and Kathy Lee! Whatever you call me, I will forever be a student of life. Learning new things lights my fires real good, and I seek education around every corner, in every crevice of humanity.

If you don’t want to learn something each day, why wake up?

That isn’t rhetorical. Why do you get up each day? To make money to pay bills? To run yourself through the daily grind just because? Are you going through the motions of life for fun? Please say it ain’t so. If you only get out there to maintain, I think you need a hug and some inspiration.

In a couple weeks I resume Greek classes, this time at the intermediate level. I’m hoping many of the students from last session will return. New faces are always good, but the group was pretty cool last session.

In addition to Greek, flight lessons are creeping into my life bit by bit. I thought I’d be flying once a week, but it doesn’t seem like I should do that at the moment. So, heading into it a bit slower, I’ll most likely be flying 2-3 times a month, at least until I pass the FAA written exam.

There is an onslaught of material to learn. It seems like each day I figure out some other procedure or process I need to add to my repertoire, and an end is not in sight. Physically flying a plane covers one huge set of skills, but radio work, pilotage and navigation, figuring out the weather, complying with airspace regulations, and about a million other tiny-yet-critical details are par for the course.

All I’ve done so far is preflight the Diamond DA-40 I’m training in, execute a couple take offs from Midway and Lansing, IL, some turns, and then watched as my instructor landed the plane. It was humbling to realize just how much I don’t know. But that only lit stronger fires in my mind.

UPDATE: Edited the statistics below for correctness

A 2007 report from the FAA showed less than 600,000 pilots were registered in the United States. A third were private pilots (they don’t work as pilots, my current goal), and another third were commercial/airline transport. The remaining third were students and sport pilots. Out of three-hundred million people in the U.S., less than 0.2% are pilots. I’m determined to be one of those folks in the 0.2%.

So to answer my own question, I get out of bed each day because someday I’m going to be a pilot. Wanna watch that happen? Check me out at flying.radiopeter.com.

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iowa cleanup

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Iowa House

Yesterday I arrived at work at 6am to board a bus with a handful of volunteers from my company. We headed to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where we were slated to help with the flood cleanup.

In mid-June, nearly 24,000 people were evacuated from their homes due to flooding. At times, in certain parts of Cedar Rapids, the Iowa River waters crested at nearly 31 feet. Because of the nature and the devastation of this flooding, many people could not return to their homes because of health concerns.

However, the real tragedy is that the people of Cedar Rapids are not helping their own. Instead of mobilizing and assisting their neighbors in need, they are simply ignoring the problems facing homeowners. Not to wish them evil, but how would six feet of water in THEIR house make them feel? And what would they do when FEMA doesn’t give them money to clean up THEIR houses?

The city has been relying on volunteers from out of state since the flood waters receded. In talking to many of the organizational members of the cleanup effort, time and time again I heard the same thing.

“Thank you for traveling such a long distance to help out complete strangers.”

I have to be honest. I didn’t know much about the situation before we arrived in Iowa. My ignorance is my own damn fault, and I’ll own that. But after arriving on the scene and working with the other volunteers in Iowa, I’m aghast that a city that is so pristine on one side, is treating the affected areas like dirty step-children.

It is inexcusable.

For our tiny little drop-in-the-bucket part, myself and fifteen other volunteers worked on two homes. The first was a rental house that the landlord rented to a low-income family. The water hit 5 feet in this area. You can see it in the photos. I never did find out where they were living at the time, but when we arrived on the scene, the drywall had been cut at 5 feet, exposing the entire frame of the house on the first floor. Everything was gutted, and our job was to wash the studs with bleach water and then rinse with clean water.

Iowa House

It was dirty, sweaty, hot, smelly, and we were wearing long sleeves, jeans, boots, masks, and gloves in 80 degree weather. But after a few hours of washing and scrubbing, the house smelled better, and began to dry. The reconstruction could begin after our visit. A chat with the owner revealed that their loan from the government of $50,000 would barely cover the reconstruction costs.

And that was just one house.

We moved on to another home that was destined for demolition. But the health hazards associated with demolishing a molding house are high, so the internals needed to be gutted. When we first walked in, the scene was dismal.

The white paint on the walls was caked with dirt. In the kitchen, the sun was trying to shine through mud caked windows, but only a few rays spilled onto the saturated and browning rug. The sink, ringed with brown still had a fork and a dish in it, crusted with dirt. In the bathroom, a razor was on the edge of the sink, and a shampoo bottle was half-buried in sludge in the tub. The water was high in this area of the city, and the stairs down into the basement ended abruptly in a mass of muck. The bedroom carpeting looked pregnant, swollen because the wood floors underneath had warped and buckled upward from the trapped moisture.

I can’t imagine finding scene like that in my house. God only knows how awful these people felt.

Our job at this site was to rip out the trim, bust out the drywall, get rid of the carpeting, and basically strip as much as we could down to the frame. The interiors would be hauled away and disposed of. But this house was too far gone to save. Mold like this would never be controlled.

With sledge hammers, crobars, picks, wheelbarrows and hammers, we made our masked way in and destroyed as much as we could. I’d never done that kind of work before, but I soon realized that five minutes of work meant fifteen minutes of mess. Load after load was hauled out the front door in buckets, wheelbarrows, and by hand. This is a pile of some of what we got out.

Iowa House

Interestingly enough, the lead on this site told us that FEMA had sent so much money to Cedar Rapids, that they issued them a massive bill. Cedar Rapids actually OWES FEMA money. How’s that for a Federal kick when you’re down. The agreement with FEMA that the city currently has, states that for every hour of volunteer work, FEMA deducts $18 from the bill. So our crew of 16, at $18/hour, with six hours of work, paid back FEMA $1728. Our company sent more people along to do work, along with a $50,000 donation.

Those figures are drops in the bucket when you consider the entire populations along that river in the state that were hit hard. The take away from this experience is that I need to learn more about what is happening in my own back yard, and do some good locally. I can’t imagine having to depend on people from another state to help cleanup a local mess.

Iowa House

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